{"id":47824,"date":"2016-09-04T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T17:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter-772480846704021505-post"},"modified":"2016-09-04T18:06:00","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T17:06:00","slug":"ynjtb-helixelgoddess-looks-like-a-5yo-with-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/?p=47824","title":{"rendered":"@YNJTB @HelixelGoddess Looks like a 5yo with water&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/YNJTB\">@YNJTB<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/HelixelGoddess\">@HelixelGoddess<\/a> Looks like a 5yo with water-balloons stuffed down their top. Creepy. :\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@YNJTB @HelixelGoddess Looks like a 5yo with water-balloons stuffed down their top. Creepy. :\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-twitter","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}