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Television (OGG format - 3803Kb - 4m49s)
   Sci and Columbo, sitting in a tree..
Actually includes the line; "I would love to see some fucking drama on the internet".

Poor Pets (OGG format - 1840Kb - 2m41s)
   People who have no money and then buy pets to make themselves feel better make me annoyed.

Motor City (OGG format - 5300Kb - 4m46s)
   Getting better, getting better.. My third audio rant, recorded in April, 2006. Regretably the source files are corrupted, so cannot be rerecorded smaller without notable quality loss.

Need a Hero? (OGG format - 4297Kb - 4m03s)
   My first audio rant ever! Reclaimed as best I can from the corrupted file it origionaly saved as. When security gaurds fight back.. and get shat on!

Bike Wheel (OOG format - 2792Kb - 2m32s)
   Actually only the second rant I've recorded, but the first to be edited.

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