{"id":31301,"date":"2014-11-17T02:06:02","date_gmt":"2014-11-17T02:06:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twitter-534165533202337793-post"},"modified":"2014-11-17T02:06:02","modified_gmt":"2014-11-17T02:06:02","slug":"doktorsavage-why-make-stuff-up-they-used-to-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/?p=31301","title":{"rendered":"@DoktorSavage Why make stuff up? They used to make&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/DoktorSavage\">@DoktorSavage<\/a> Why make stuff up? They used to make their &#8220;cum-lube&#8221; in a blender in their hotel room the night before sales. Mm, sanitary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>@DoktorSavage Why make stuff up? They used to make their &#8220;cum-lube&#8221; in a blender in their hotel room the night before sales. Mm, sanitary.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-twitter","post_format-post-format-status"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=31301"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31301\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=31301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=31301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sci-fi-fox.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=31301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}