Keeping it below the cut..<\/p>\n
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1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
\nA few of them, yes. *waves*<\/p>\n
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
\nNo bias. Depends when the urge hits.<\/p>\n
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
\nFrom which viewpoint? Usually the side away from the wall.<\/p>\n
4. Do you masturbate?
\n*Chruchill voice* Ooooooh yes.<\/p>\n
5. How often? Lately?
\nThree to five times a day, on average.<\/p>\n
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
\nNot as yet. Wouldn’t rule it out. Some alcohol might be involved though.<\/p>\n
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
\nBaths for lounging, showers for washing and fun.<\/p>\n
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
\nIn a shower, yes. :3<\/p>\n
9. Do you watch\/read pornography?
\nYes. And the Orbit Downloader plugin allows you to seamlessly download the video that streams from free sites. Be sure to have a few gig free.<\/p>\n
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
\nI want someone who can be a very active equal. Maybe straying to submissive\/passive on their part. I don’t sub well.<\/p>\n
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
\nLove is reciprocated. I crush on a number of people tho.<\/p>\n
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
\nA lot of them, but not all.<\/p>\n
13. Would you choose love or money?
\nATM, money. Money clears problems and gives the option to travel, visit and pursue potential loves.<\/p>\n
14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
\nBiting, scratching, pinning.<\/p>\n
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
\nYup, but no one gets to hear about it.<\/p>\n
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
\nIn a huge bed made of 4 mattresses, surrounded by multicoloured fairy lights.<\/p>\n
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
\nA lady friends bathroom, on the sink cabinet.<\/p>\n
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
\nYup, by her “boyfriend” (it was a fake relationship to get a place to stay, a lot like Channel 4 sitcom “Spaced”).<\/p>\n
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
\nNot as yet.<\/p>\n
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
\nNope.<\/p>\n
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
\nNope. Watched a lesbian couple get kicked out for getting it on in the loos at a pub though.<\/p>\n
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
\nDon’t think so.<\/p>\n
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
\nKissed yes, sex not quite.<\/p>\n
24. What’s your sexuality?
\nMostly straight.<\/p>\n
25. Had sex in a cinema?
\nNope.<\/p>\n
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
\nYup!<\/p>\n
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
\nNo. :P<\/p>\n
28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
\nYes, a couple of times (buying online is cheaper). Last one was an Anne Summers. There was a wall of strap-ons life the trophy wall of a militant feminist. X3<\/p>\n
29. Bought something from an adult store?
\nYup, a spreader bar.<\/p>\n
30. Do you own any sex toys?
\nYup.<\/p>\n
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
\nDildo, ball gag, a few handcuffs. Someone borrowed the spreader bar and lost it at a party.<\/p>\n
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
\nA few people might do. Depends how well they keep backups. It’s been a few years.<\/p>\n
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
\nNot that they’ve noticed. \u00ac_\u00ac<\/p>\n
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
\nYes, it’s why certain accepts turn me on. ^_^<\/p>\n
35. Have you ever had cyber-sex?
\nYup, between that and late night Channel 4 it’s been the majority of my sex-ed.<\/p>\n
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
\nI’d say so.<\/p>\n
37. What’s your favourite sexual position?
\nDon’t know the name. When the guy straddles the ladies thigh while she lays on her side with the upper leg toward her chest. Gives a staggering degree of depth control, and the easiest way to “hilt” into someone. Related to “The Cross”?<\/p>\n
38. What’s your favourite sex act?
\nKissing, having that stalled almost shocked moment accepting your own mutual desire, followed by tearing at each others clothes in feral need. Whoop.<\/p>\n
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
\nSadly no. A lack of time, and sudden food poisoning have interrupted at the past couple of opportunities.<\/p>\n
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
\nSomeone else with a bottle of Pino Grigio in them? Or possibly someone else who doesn’t care about revealing their sexual details.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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