Category: Twitter

Teeth like burnt matchsticks, thin & black at the base, staggering upward to blunt yellow tips. He smiled.

RT @MatthewKeysLive: California police using “anti-terrorism” cell phone spying tool in routine, non-terrorism investigations – bit.ly/1cUKlM9

RT @Gingerhazing: “wow that girl is so hot it makes my testicles explode!!” – things you never hear because it’s horrible

RT @Gingerhazing: “that guy is so attractive it makes me INTERNAL ORGANS EXPLODE” “that sounds horrible” “it is please help me”