Category: Twitter

@missmonstermel Yeah, everyone’s treading on eggshells. No one wants to be the one to open that pandoras box, so it’s just “whatcha making?”

RT @quendergeer: I haven’t seen a cabinet this racist since I commissioned the dukes of hazzard to paint my credenza

@missmonstermel I sympathise, because nobody talks to me about anything except business anymore.

So very glad I have some Captain Morgans left. I would likely be having a fit otherwise. #BorisJohnson