Month: January 2016

RT @DawnHFoster: Train manager screaming “DO NOT GO TO THE NORTH OF ENGLAND, THERE IS A SITUATION, WE ARE TERMINATING”. Why me god.

@TheWerelizard Day after has cheap chocolate at least

What do you call stabbing someone with old bicycle spokes?
Acu-puncture.

Also why the fuck can’t shops sell oyster top ups past 11:30? Machine at Cambridge Heath was broken. Getting home thanks to kind driver.

On a night bus home. Feeling hollow and exhausted. Just got to stay awake another hour.