RT @WeWantPlates: CHEFS! Make miniature beef Wellingtons more expensive by serving them on a guillotine.
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RT @WeWantPlates: CHEFS! Make miniature beef Wellingtons more expensive by serving them on a guillotine.
(Pic: @followmartybear) https://t.co/xNsQb1WCW4

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RT @BusbyMUFC: The guy kicked me in the face and was shouting about me having to leave the country. I’m British.