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@SkiaSkai @AscendedMal “People dislike seeing their lawns turned to mud where the diggers lay the pipes, so we turned the WHOLE lawn to mud”

RT @artsyhonker: OK hivemind, where can I grab a chamomile tea near Westminster tube? Costa doesn’t have it, St Arbuck’s only has really weird “tazo” brand.

RT @NightValeRadio: When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.

RT @Harryslaststand: The #snooperscharter gives #TheresaMay more survellance potential than the former Soviet Union had on its citizens. theguardian.com/world/2016/nov…

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