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@TheWerelizard Day after has cheap chocolate at least

What do you call stabbing someone with old bicycle spokes?
Acu-puncture.

Also why the fuck can’t shops sell oyster top ups past 11:30? Machine at Cambridge Heath was broken. Getting home thanks to kind driver.

On a night bus home. Feeling hollow and exhausted. Just got to stay awake another hour.

RT @howardtayler: Over on my Patreon page there is a Petey avatar that you can use even if you are not a Patron. So, you know, free. patreon.com/posts/4224841