ignigeno: I didn’t notice that I dropped a piece of chocolate on my lap right between my legs and it… tmblr.co/ZRCJGy24AB6uB
RT @standardnews: Egyptair update: “He’s not a ter…
RT @standardnews: Egyptair update: “He’s not a terrorist, he’s an idiot,” says official bit.ly/1pX2bGj https://t.co/Ma8MKN3Y5y

RT @FakeLibStats: 24% of librarians wanted to live…
RT @FakeLibStats: 24% of librarians wanted to live in Richard Scarry’s Busytown as a child; 75% still want to drive a pickle car https://t.co/xI9y3Pft6b

RT @emjrabbitwolf: Iran to gouge out man’s eye und…
RT @emjrabbitwolf: Iran to gouge out man’s eye under literal interpretation of Sharia law independent.co.uk/news/world/mid…
@emjrabbitwolf Interesting words from a “middle ea…
@emjrabbitwolf Interesting words from a “middle east peace envoy”.