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Long story short; today the spambots REALLY want my garage floor to look beutiful.

I don’t have a garage.

RT @DMReporter: WHOOPS: Lily Allen narrowly avoids a wardrobe malfunction by spotting our photographer BEFORE he points his camera up her skirt.

Pictures.

RT @BoingBoing: “Today America is coming to help,” Obama said late tonight from the White House. And by help we mean airstrikes. pbs.org/newshour/rundo…

RT @BoingBoing: Woman surprised to find her photo used in Burger King “blow job” ad posts a video called “Burger King Raped My Face.” boingboing.net/2014/08/07/vid…

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