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Happy thoughts please. That realisation you’ve put on enough weight that your one good suit doesn’t fit anymore.

@mercuryhyena So sorry to hear about it Merc. D:

RT @Will_deF: Worth remembering during this Maria Miller stuff that a guy got 6 months jail for nicking £3.50 of water bottles in the riots

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