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RT @PigeonJon: Shat on a Barbecue and Basically ruined the whole of Summer there.

RT @PigeonJon: Glued a Plunger onto a Horses Face. Told all the Cows it was a Magical Unicorn. Yep. The Cows killed the Magical Unicorn.

I am in a Tree.

RT @PigeonJon: Gave 1000 Monkeys 1000 Typewriters. Wanted Shakespeare. Was a bit of a Fight. Yep. Have got 992 dead Monkeys and a copy of the Daily Mail.

RT @YourAnonNews: Woman accidentally joins search party looking for herself deathandtaxesmag.com/216498/woman-a…