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RT @jazmasta: Tired of being hit on all the time? Are you fed up with having sex? Ever wish more people hated you?
Maybe it’s time you tried puns

Puns™

RT @skipai: 24 hours in a Britain with no foreign-born workers huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/uk-forei… via @HuffPostUK

Home Internet been down all day. Going to London Hackspace with the new cash box for drinks payments. Hopefully laser will be free.