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RT @haveigotnews: Appeals for Andy Murray’s knighthood to be denied until he’s managed to run a major bank or business into the ground.

I just earned the ‘Photogenic Brew (Level 2)’ badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b133198606

Lovely beer I’m glad to have been introduced to…. (Oechsner Hefeweizen Hell) untp.beer/s/c348764191 #photo

Is anyone with a car available to help me take jumble-sale items to the @londonhackspace on Saturday? My ride has fallen through.

RT @jakevoytko: Ordinary human: Hey, this is a fork. You can eat with it!
People who comment on programming blogs: You can’t eat soup with that.