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@Thaily @SarcasticStag Third act twist; Trump actually a lizardman.

@CharlesYarnold Probably not. Or at least not for long. Good for car-boot sales though.

@CharlesYarnold B&Q seems to have them for £7 currently. diy.com/departments/bq… All others start at about £10.

RT @guardian: A cycle of violence: when a woman’s murder is called ‘understandable’ trib.al/JhnOCab

Also weird how something I ordered via ebay last night arrived this morning.