Sep 09 2010

The sex meme

Keeping it below the cut..

1.Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
A few of them, yes. *waves*

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
No bias. Depends when the urge hits.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
From which viewpoint? Usually the side away from the wall.

4. Do you masturbate?
*Chruchill voice* Ooooooh yes.

5. How often? Lately?
Three to five times a day, on average.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not as yet. Wouldn’t rule it out. Some alcohol might be involved though.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Baths for lounging, showers for washing and fun.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
In a shower, yes. :3

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes. And the Orbit Downloader plugin allows you to seamlessly download the video that streams from free sites. Be sure to have a few gig free.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I want someone who can be a very active equal. Maybe straying to submissive/passive on their part. I don’t sub well.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is reciprocated. I crush on a number of people tho.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
A lot of them, but not all.

13. Would you choose love or money?
ATM, money. Money clears problems and gives the option to travel, visit and pursue potential loves.

14. Your top three favourite kinks in bed?
Biting, scratching, pinning.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Yup, but no one gets to hear about it.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a huge bed made of 4 mattresses, surrounded by multicoloured fairy lights.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
A lady friends bathroom, on the sink cabinet.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Yup, by her “boyfriend” (it was a fake relationship to get a place to stay, a lot like Channel 4 sitcom “Spaced”).

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Not as yet.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. Watched a lesbian couple get kicked out for getting it on in the loos at a pub though.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Don’t think so.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed yes, sex not quite.

24. What’s your sexuality?
Mostly straight.

25. Had sex in a cinema?
Nope.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yup!

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No. :P

28. Have you ever been in an “adult” store?
Yes, a couple of times (buying online is cheaper). Last one was an Anne Summers. There was a wall of strap-ons life the trophy wall of a militant feminist. X3

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup, a spreader bar.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yup.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Dildo, ball gag, a few handcuffs. Someone borrowed the spreader bar and lost it at a party.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
A few people might do. Depends how well they keep backups. It’s been a few years.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Not that they’ve noticed. ¬_¬

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yes, it’s why certain accepts turn me on. ^_^

35. Have you ever had cyber-sex?
Yup, between that and late night Channel 4 it’s been the majority of my sex-ed.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I’d say so.

37. What’s your favourite sexual position?
Don’t know the name. When the guy straddles the ladies thigh while she lays on her side with the upper leg toward her chest. Gives a staggering degree of depth control, and the easiest way to “hilt” into someone. Related to “The Cross”?

38. What’s your favourite sex act?
Kissing, having that stalled almost shocked moment accepting your own mutual desire, followed by tearing at each others clothes in feral need. Whoop.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sadly no. A lack of time, and sudden food poisoning have interrupted at the past couple of opportunities.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Someone else with a bottle of Pino Grigio in them? Or possibly someone else who doesn’t care about revealing their sexual details.

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